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landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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Missing you comes in waves. Tonight I’m drowning.

(via vodka-kuchen)
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oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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